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Dear Armando,

I love the smell of Armando* in the morning.

The place looks beautiful.

It reminds me of back in the day when the Theater was a teenager…

and when my 1st Harold Team was cut…

and when Art was all I cared about…

…

Thank you for cleaning up after us.

I, for one, can be very messy.

-R. Mason

(*’Armando: The Janitor’ NOT ‘Armando: The Show’. The usual smell of ‘Armando: The Show’ is absolutely disgusting… Armando does not come in on Tuesdays.)

AND GO FUCK YOUR SELF! ITS A BONUS LETTER!!!

Dear Charna,

If you are not careful I am going to write a musical about you and stage it (possibly at The Annoyance …maybe iO). It will star either Eric Rutherford or myself or a combination of us both as you and all of the important people in your life. It will be a savage look at your life and loves, your highs and lows, relationships and friendships. There will be songs about dogs, Del, deafness, …and blowjobs. That one famous blowjob for sure. It will be unforgiving, this musical. It will be amazing.

I. Will. Do. It.-

Rachael (You know. The one who has worked for you for 13 years? Just had a baby? No? Sigh…)